So, I have a lot of dog shit in my backyard. I also have a lot of children's paraphernalia (cute shit) all over my family room. Sometime around midnight tonight I will begin cleaning it up: backyard light on, dogs trying to sniff my lower naughty bits, me attempting to hold the pooper-scooper and fend off the dogs at the same time. It should be thrilling, especially with a 3:30 a.m. wake-up call via annoying cell phone alarm.
I'll make my beautiful kids clean their cute shit up before midnight - it's summer, so probably not that much before midnight.
I'll get to the sticky stuff on my kitchen floor (left over from 4th of July celebrations) sometime next week - I'll have to pencil it in next to getting more than 4 hours of sleep on a weekday.
Shit happens and then you clean it up, or ignore it until you become so embarrassed by it that you're forced into action.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
Do you still have Chelsi's dogs? Or did you acquire a new one? 4 hours of sleep?? honey . . . .
okay. I died laughing when I saw what you called my blog.
And I love that i.d. picture!!
Post a Comment